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I remember doing the OSHA 10 hour training. It required that you spent 10 hours on it but there was only 9:15 of content.
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Yeah, I had to do 40 hours of online OSHA training...I could’ve likely completed it in 3 hours.
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“Help us prevent you from hurting yourself, by making you want to die” - OSHA
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But killing you would be an OSHA violation, I'm almost certain.
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https://oppositelock.kinja.com/nsfw-in-reply-1696365998
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Can confirm.
Honestly, they are just trying to reduce the chances of you taking anyone with you.
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We have a new safety supervisor starting soon. Once he starts we’ll have the corporate safety director visiting and staying for three weeks.
The last time he was here he actually lectured us about the dangers of drinking too much coffee. I think the only reason he survived was we get a fairly generous bonus if we make it a year without a safety incident.
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45 minutes for sex. Safe sex. Safe because osha, geddit.
![]() 02/26/2019 at 12:22 |
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I get my 30hr refresher next week. Joy of joys.
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We can play pass the pistol
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Wear your PPE
Penile
Protective
Equipment